The
National
Carpetball
Association

Controversies

Carpetball, like many sports, is not without controversy. Generally, carpetball is a low key sport and you are free to adjust the rules as needed. Still some people become rather fascinated about determining and enforcing the "right way." So for those of us with OCD:

It is Carpetball not Carpet Ball.

Knocking a ball off the table results in forfeiting the game.

A game starts with 5 balls on each side.

Anyone who disagrees with these rules will be forced to wear a scarlet letter C and face the full wrath of the Carpetball Inquisition or something like that.